I'M ON VACATION, DON'T TALK TO ME HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I desire my afternoon dose of caffeine like a individual needs oxygen. Truly, the concept of starting my day without it makes me stress. Black doesn't influence much, as long as that robust flavor touches my mouth. It's not just a drink, it's power for my mind. I am an individual of routine, and that tradition is my